Sorry it's been awhile since my last post. I was busy finishing off my latest book 'SNIFF THE ARMPIT OF SUCCESS,' as well as doing some PERSONAL GROWTH workshops with Kim Jongl Il. It's been a difficult time for Kim, as he has a lot of negative energy from feeling inferior to his father. I told him, 'Kim, you've got bombs, money, opium and women. Enjoy these things and the doors OF WINNING will open to you.' After this, Kim smiled and invited me to an orgy with three 18 year old virgins.
It might be good to be Kim Jong Il, but it's also pretty good to be me too.
REMEMBER: A loser in a Gucci suit is better than a loser in Primark jeans.
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